StS' Queen
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A musical group of Freddie Kruger, Brian March, John Deere and Roger Tinker. The band's style is considered to be nonsensically progressive.
This video presents Freddie as he was before he got his face burned by Walt Disney for copyright infringement. Now he goes around mutilating people with ice-hockey gloves with huge blades. He calls himself "Scissorhands" and people seem to prefer the latter choise of career.
Buy "I need a vending machine. Please I just want it bad!" shirt here.
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Please tell us and all visitors of StSanders.com your opinion.
Rawmusic (March 4, 2012 - 01:07 AM)
Trying to be clever and humourous in my personal commentary of your musical antics would just be undermining what is possibly the most brilliant and sacrilegious adaptation of anyones work, ever! It is extremely adeptly done and so creative! I take great pleasure in introducing friends, both purist and open-minded to your site and work! Keep it up, please!
Jeremy (October 1, 2011 - 08:25 AM)
"Please damn, this bullshit's bad" ...absolutely genius. I am having a party watching these
rawknroll (February 6, 2011 - 02:09 AM)
I like how the band-shreds each make up their own meanings and stories. Except the Beatles one, which is just nonsense I think. But this is my favorite I think, a song about how they're intentionally making vile and offensive music.
Adina (January 15, 2011 - 09:31 PM)
Dangerously fabulous, there were numerous times I ran out of air laughing. "Hello children, my name is Lucifer" - ROFL! It's like one of those "hidden messages" that some people try really hard to find by playing records backwards, though most of the messages are more like the rest of these lyrics, so it's a real find: the actual satanic message among loads of "We'll just have some fish"! Loved the "When you wish upon a star..." at the end - so did he get his vending machine? :D
Administrator (January 20, 2011 - 03:20 PM)
Click "Subliminal messages" on the menu to find out what Mr. Kruger really means by "Hello children, my name is Lucifer".
hilarious! (January 5, 2011 - 11:07 PM)
At 00:40, Freddie's two notes... among with the tone of their voices, what a fine allusion to Flash Gordon (end of The Kiss - Aura resurrects Flash)! Delightful.
Catweazle (January 1, 2011 - 03:46 PM)
Ha ha ha, f****ng hilarious!! Many thanks!
Roger's Slave (December 31, 2010 - 03:18 PM)
Hilarious! And it's awesome that Brian linked it from his Soapbox!
Jorma (December 31, 2010 - 09:08 AM)
Absolutely brilliant folks, had a good rumbling new year's eve laugh here, all linked from Brian May himself. Thank you!
Mr. Finland (December 14, 2010 - 07:37 PM)
Too cool stuff!!! Nearly died and now I have a broken face =D
bob (September 18, 2010 - 10:59 AM)
I was in bed watching this with headphones so I wouldn't wake up the wife. Unfortunately, my laughing did. Brilliant!
Patrick (September 12, 2010 - 07:17 AM)
Its impossible to describe in words how cool is that. Just thank you very much...
Mr NoManners (August 7, 2010 - 03:44 AM)
En kyllä tietänyt että tämä huippu huumori oli kotosin Suomesta! Sinun Queen parodia ei edes Monthy Python pystyis parentaa.
Lisää tulemaan vaan!
Lisää tulemaan vaan!
HERVE LAITHIER (August 7, 2010 - 12:36 AM)
BRILLIANT.EXCELLENT.MEGATEUF.....
Mr Debonair (July 4, 2010 - 05:45 PM)
At the risk of repeating what everyone else on her is saying - THIS IS FANTASTIC!!! BWAHAAHHAHAAAAA!!! Thx
Paul B (May 13, 2010 - 03:52 PM)
I've been a fan for years. Your work is obviously laborious and I get every musical reference that you stick your parodies. Genius. If I knew where you were I'd try to help you! I am dying for you to do the Crossroads movie with Ralph Macchio and Steve Vai. I suggested that to you before you were booted from youtube (wussies). I used to want to see the 'head cutting' scene, but I am pretty sure you could do the whole movie and make it hilarious. Thank you for giving me so many belly laughs.
Goosfraba (May 10, 2010 - 04:14 PM)
Sir, you are dangerous! This stuff can kill you!!! I was just eating a sandwich and I damn near choked on it. That beatboxing sequence!!!
ztizze (May 6, 2010 - 12:55 AM)
Santeri Ojala for prez !!! i just love this...damn i laugh so much everytime i watch your videos !!
meekman (May 4, 2010 - 10:51 PM)
I've never laughed this much !!! I had to put the video on pause, 'cause I couldn't breath. Keep doing those band shreds: truly amazing stuff !!!
Wiz (April 30, 2010 - 09:14 PM)
Don't know who you are but what you have is Godlike genius, thanks so much for sharing. The Rolling Stones one is actually a better piece of music than the original! Watched them all back to back, tears of laughter in my eyes. To do: agree with Rush and Zep, also Morrisey/The Smiths might be fun. But do what you think, and let that funny flow. Thanks again.
Trix1 (April 29, 2010 - 11:11 PM)
The beatbox section caused me physical pain, in a good way. Thanks for brightening up my year, genius.
DanDeMan (April 24, 2010 - 06:22 PM)
Simply B-R-I-L-L-A-N-T !!!
Paco (April 21, 2010 - 06:03 PM)
This maybe the most funniest shit ever! "Damn this bullshit is bad - m-hmm!" :D
Brad (March 31, 2010 - 10:10 PM)
On a scale of one to ten, this is epic. Great job! I agree, do Rush and Zeppelin!
harry.callahan@suomi24.fi (March 26, 2010 - 11:23 PM)
Thanks, guys, for making all of this stuff! I got my best laughs for ages with your band shreds.... :-D You really are taleted musicians and artists. Go, guys, go!
Still waiting for your Rush and Led Zeppelin shreds...
Still waiting for your Rush and Led Zeppelin shreds...





